If there’s anything to take away from this review of the Royal Park THE Haneda Hotel (at the Haneda Airport in Tokyo), it’s that the experience was a lot better that the name.

A full review of my 1 night stay at the Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda

The Royal Park Hotel at the Haneda International Airport (HND) is one of the most convenient airport hotels I’ve ever stayed at. It’s connected directly to the terminal, and just a few minutes from the main ticketing hall.

royal park hotel THE haneda location map
Location map of the Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda.

The entrance to the Royal Park is situated far back from the hustle and bustle of the main terminal, so you kind of have to keep an eye out for it. It’s easy to miss!

Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda airport entrance
I’m not normally a fan of hotels situated in dark and spooky back alleys, but I was willing to take a gamble on this one.
Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda main entrance
OK, getting a little bit closer to the entrance now and this doesn’t look so bad. I don’t see any shady looking characters loitering about, so let’s go inside…

Checking in

Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda lobby
This is the lobby, which left me with a craving for some vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce drizzled all over it. I’m not really sure why though.
Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda guest room hallway
All jokes aside, right away I was really liking the style and design of this hotel. It looks great!
Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda room 440
Room 440 tonight, which oddly enough, was located on the first floor. Must be that weird Japanese numbering system…

The room (was small)

Have you ever been in Japan and forgot that you’re actually there until something really weird happens that would never happen at home? Japanese culture is very different from my own, so this happens to me every time and it’s always a bit of a jarring experience.

Case in point: cracking open the door to my room at the Royal Park THE Haneda Hotel and being completely shocked when I saw that it was about the size of my walk-in closet at home. Welcome to Japan buddy!

Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda room size
What the hell? The room is so tiny that I can’t even fit it all in with the normal lens on my phone! It instantly reminded me a a luxurious version of the Incheon Transit Hotel at the ICN airport.
Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda room layout
OK, that’s better. Yes, the room may be small, but it’s perfectly acceptable for a short one night stay.
Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda bed
This might be the smallest hotel room that I’ve ever stayed in, which was admittedly shocking at first, but after a few minutes went by I realized that it was actually very nicely designed and perfect for what I needed (a comfortable place to sleep very near to the airport).

Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda room
This room was so small that the first pic that I posted probably would’ve been sufficient to tell the complete story. I’m trying to be consistent with my hotel reviews though, so bear with me as I post more pics…
Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda room with bathroom
Another completely unnecessary pic showing nothing that you haven’t seen already.
Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda furniture
Not only was this the smallest hotel room that I’ve ever stayed in, it was probably also one of the most stylish. I want one of those globe tables! Man, I really miss Pan Am.
Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda desk and TV
The Japanese are simply unmatched when it comes to packing tons of stuff into very tiny spaces. I’m diggin’ the efficiency here!
Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda room features
I had no idea what this little appliance is. It has some buttons on it, with Japanese script everywhere, and it was plugged into the wall like it was ready and waiting to do something important. Is it a paper shredder? A humidifier perhaps? I really have no idea!

As you can see, the rooms here at the Royal Park THE Haneda are quite different than anything you would find back home in US. It’s not any worse, and as a matter fact in many ways it’s a lot better.

We Americans tend to associate size with greatness, so coming at this from an American perspective was a bit jolting at first. But once I got past the initial shock of how small this room was, I quickly came to realize that it was probably one of the better hotel rooms that I’ve had a good long while.

The bathroom

I especially liked the fact that the bathroom was nearly the same size as the main room and stuffed full of luxuries such as a deep tub, heated floor, high water pressure, and one of those fancy electronic Japanese toilets that do things to derrières that would make Donald Trump blush.

Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda bathroom
Japanese bathrooms are amazing, and this one did not disappoint.
Royal Park Hotel THE Haneda toilet
Is there anything more amazing on this earth then a Japanese toilet? If there is, I’ve yet to find it.

The only thing I didn’t like about this hotel

Speaking of quirky Japanese–isms, can we talk about the name of this hotel for a moment? Being a native English speaker who consumes a lot of Japanese content, it always makes me chuckle to read titles of things that somehow got lost in translation.

Not only is “THE” in the completely wrong spot in the title of this hotel, the fact that it’s all capitalized bothers me greatly because because it puts too much emphasis on what is essentially a glorified capsule hotel.

In my opinion, using “THE” in all capital letters only seems to work when talking about a Grand Hyatt or something. “THE Grand Hyatt” seems to roll off the tongue a lot better than “Royal Park THE Haneda.” Especially since Grand Hyatt’s (such as the Grand Hyatt in Taipei) are usually a heck of a lot more fancy than tiny airport hotels like this could ever be.

Final thoughts

Was this the best airport hotel that I’ve ever stayed in? Quite possibly…yes. The Marriott at the Calgary International Airport had been holding the number one spot in my mind for a long time, but that was a completely different kind of experience compared to this. I’m not really sure what to think.

Both are great in very different ways, but being the simple kind of guy that I am, I’m starting to think that maybe the Royal Park THE Haneda takes the number one spot.

That name though. Something needs to be done about that name!

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